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There is a blonde and a brunette. They share their ranch and have lots of female cows. One day, they decide to get a male for breeding to their female cows. So the brunette went down to texas with her life savings of $200 to buy a male cow. She searched up and down and all around and finally found a man that would sell her a cow for $199. Very excited, she bought the cow right away. She then went to the telegram office to send the blonde a telegram to tell her to bring the trailer so they could take the cow back home. She says
"Sir, i need a telegram"
"What will it say mam?"
"I found a male cow. Bring the trailer."
"Ok mam, that will be $7. One dollar a word"
The brunette only had one dollar left so she said
"Oh, sorry. I need to change the telegram."
"Ok what does it need to say"
"Comfortable."
"Umm mam, it's none of my businessm but i don't think she will understand that, you know that right?"
"Well, you see, my friend is a blonde and she reads REALLY slow. When she gets the telegram, she will read it like this: COM-FOR-DA-BULL!"




One morning the farmer went out at sunrise to feed the horses, he fed all of his horses but one. As he was walking to his mare's stall to feed her, he discovered she wasn't there. So he told his wife and they looked for her all day and finally at sunset the farmer opens the door to the barn and discovers his mare with her head in a half empty bag of sweet feed, and the farmer yells to his wife: "FOUND'ER!"

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